Why Gay Men Drink Milk of Magnesia

By Johnnie

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Er, actually, I don’t know the answer to this – someone just stumbled upon my blog using the above quote as a search.  Still, I have to say, I’m rather curious – although, in case the answer is to do with MoM’s laxative qualities, I’m pretty squeamish too.

2 Responses to “Why Gay Men Drink Milk of Magnesia”

  1. I'm Not a Tree Says:

    What?!
    Someone typed ‘why do gay men drink MoM’, clicked search and your blog popped up in the results??

    (and how do you know this happened – your wordpress blog must have very hi-tech gadgetry?)

    anyway – back to the filth you’re writing in this blog..
    why did you come up in the results?!

  2. Johnnie Says:

    Hello you! You clearly don’t use WordPress, we’re very hi-tech around here. It gives you a lengthy, real-time list of all the searches used to find you, it’s amazing. “Spanking Carol Smillie” is the one that comes up most often.

    “Filth”? Pah, you prude. ;) I republished a U Magazine article I wrote last year about whether or not it’s “masculine” to drink cocktails. For reasons I no longer recall, I mentioned people who drink Benylin and Milk Of Magnesia. I’m still at a loss, though, as to how someone found me using the search “hairy scent balls dad musky”. That’s the Weird Wonderful Web for you.

    Nice blog, by the way

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